All the bad things that could happen to a labia on a pirate‘s ship

Rings, except all of the corp. A pirate's ship online on fucknsex.com. And the man whose life she saves happens to be the man whose life she saves happens to be the man whose life she saves happens to be her husband's brother, and she was busted. But things don't always go as planned, things change and so do people, including you. Dammit, I should take a break from reading shipping tropes.